Well were do I begin!... I'll start with me for a change, Single (divorcee) mum early thirties with 2 kids! a boyfriend that thinks "all I was put on this earth for was to obey him!", that’s when he turns up after a weekend with his pals. A virtual non-existent sex life. Going on through the motions once a week and then when the notion wore off, once a month, that’s if and when he could be bothered. So after a while I would try to turn him on but after a while he got bored with that as well (another fad that just got boring) at this point I was starting to think that it was me, I was too fat, too ugly or too old.. I kept telling myself this. Slowly my confidence started to sag. A few weeks went by then gradually turned into months, with nothing to look forward to except sleep and the thought of being woken by a drunken boyfriend trying to get an fumbled easy lay! I started to feel lonely and in self pity brought on by passed events of nothing but looking after my 2 boys and a feeble excuse for a man. Finally after a lot of persuasion I dragged out for girly night with my girlfriends. After everyone had a few glasses of wine and cocktails the conversation got more frisky and we started to share each others problems. Firstly Shona (my nearest and most dearest friend) started it by saying that the new man in her life has the stamina of a bull and was pretty much hung like one! "Well this got the girls (myself included) going. The room went quite, it was obvious that everyone was thinking about it and relishing the idea of the possibility of spending the night with the monster of a man! Then with topic of sex started, it covered pretty much everything but something’s hung around for longer than some other topics such as masturbation as all the girls admitted it to doing more so if they were without a partner for a long time or they cant wait for them to return home! Myself included some nights I even did it as a replacement for the drunken excuse for a man that I had in bed beside me. Even when he wasn’t there to do his duty! Anyway back to the party and the wine was still going down ever so smoothly, we had been chatting and laughing for about 3 hrs when Tracy (she owned the house that the party was in) said loudly to Sheila of whom she was having some sort of deep conversation with " I'll tell you what, I go and get it. I will show you!" So she shot off (slightly wobbly mind you) everyone watched in anticipation, wondering what it was she was going to show Sheila. We could hear the sound of muffled bumps and something being dragged across the upper bedroom floor! Thirty seconds went by when Tracy came though the lounge door waving what appeared to be a make-up bag. It was about 10 inches long and about 5 inches deep as she walked across the living room floor she popped it open and unrolled it, stuck her hand in and to everyone’s surprise and delight pulled out this vibrator!The surprise from the sight of this thing sent like a electric shock tingling though my body (I had only ever seen one on the cheap grainy pornos that my boyfriend used to watch), here was a women of whom I had grown up with, never mentioned sex toys, always had a partner never moaned about not being satisfied, waving this vibrator about like a sword and slurring in a giggly voice "I would NEVER be with out them" Them! I thought she has another one! Obviously the conversation took a steep swerve onto the topic of sex toys with Tracy being the leader and chair holder of this topic! Give her some praise, she answered every question that was asked with a straight face and with a deep and meaningful face. The whole time these vibrator were being passed around the room like trophies to be gawped at sometime giggled at! When it was my turn to hold the first by which was known as a rampant rabbit I was surprised by the weight It was about 8 inches long, pink in colour, with multi coloured beads in the shaft and it had a white base with the control buttons on! The strange thing was I was starting to get a funny feeling in my stomach and my temperature was starting to rise and make be feel slightly damp on my skin! (more and likely the wine (well that’s what I thought anyway!) It was covered in an strange skin that made it feel almost human, really soft to the touch but firm. I asked were she had got from and she replied that her boyfriend had go it off the internet for her as he was going away on a long work related trip (2 Weeks) and how she had laughed when it arrived! As much as a surprise as when I first seen it! The second vibrator was called a Rock Chick, a strange looking thing that looked more like a design for holding carrier bags from the supermarket to your car without hurting your fingers. It was also pink but it had a little vibrating bullet that slid into a lit hole in the handle. apparently this toy was designed for clitoral and g-spot stimulation (try saying that with a straight face and about 6 glasses of wine). As the night wore on the sight of these sex toys being passed about and being handled more and more by myself it was starting to have an adverse effect on me. I was starting to want one. Deep inside I had the aching of being lonely and sexually frustrated. After all this time of looking after the boys I had forgot about my own basic needs (Love, affection and not least satisfaction). Time had gone so quick and it was time to go home, I still had this thought of “I WANT ONE OF THOSE THINGS” although repelled by my disgust at myself for even thinking such a thing. I really had a urge and in a selfish kind of way I knew that I just had to have one especially in such detail that Tracy had described the effects of the orgasm, the rampant rabbit had brought on!

She said that her boyfriend had bought it from the internet and I had bought my sons a computer and had the internet installed so that they could do their homework on. I was in a pretty good position to achieve what my notion had brought on! Several weeks had went passed and I still had the idea of getting a Rampant rabbit burning in the back of my mind. Finally I gave into my notions and decided at least to have a look on the internet, well at least to curb my cravings, finally I will be able to see one and make up my mind once and for all whether I would want one. My sons were at school and should be away for at least 4 hrs when I finally finished the housework. I sat down with a cup of hot coffee and began to surf, I sat at the computer and typed into Google Rabbit Vibrator and pressed enter, Page after page after page turned up. I must have looked at about 20 different websites all selling the same stuff. I never even thought about shape or size a rabbit vibrator would come in! Finally I stopped at this website it was slightly different to all the rest and it look honest. I browsed for a while looking at all the different rabbit vibrators, going into every single description. When I got to the bottom of the page I a little section the simply just said Rabbit Vibrator. I clicked and it opened a new screen with a even more descriptive writing I read it all twice before giving into the overwhelming urge to contact the website owner and asking them if the Rabbit was as good as they say! My heart pounding I started to type and basically said about the party show piece. If they sold many. For the next few days I had this feeling that the website wouldn’t reply and I give up hope, without even checking my emails. But the urge was getting to much. The next morning I couldn’t get the kids out to school quick enough. With the cost clear , my heart pounding and pulse racing I switched the computer on. I checked my emails and there it was a reply from sale@satinnites.co.uk, my heart jumped. I clicked and started reading with haste. The reply was straight forward. The owner had replied that evening and I had told myself and made myself believe that they wouldn’t reply. But anyway the email said that the Rabbit was their best seller however some where better sellers than others, they didn’t received a single complaint about them but they would recommend The New Improved Rabbit Vibrator as this was their best seller above the rest” (showing a picture that was exactly like the rabbit that I had held and hearing great revues from Tracy) and it was on special offer” I signed off The whole day I had this grin and a burning desire to have one of these vibrators. Since satinnites had replied, they had basically due to common courtesy sold it to me that this a must have for every women then that was it, I WAS GOING TO HAVE ONE!

That night I went back online, straight to www.satinnites.co.uk and with shaking hands and a rasping breathe I went through a basically simple procedure of buying The New Improved Rabbit Vibrator Pressing The enter button and seeing a sign appear on the screen of “Thank you for placing you order” being an online shopping virgin the site was really easy to use. When the Thank you appeared I actually rubbed my hands with joy like a little school girl.

A few days went passed and I started to grow a little restless in thinking that I have been ripped off. Partially due to the fact that I wanted my new toy virtually straight away and secondly my post was legendry for arriving late. DING DONG went the door bell and my heart nearly stopped, I had visions of the post man standing there with this dirty cheesy grin and an luminous box with Rabbit Vibratorstamped across it in big letters so that everybody could see and think that I was raving nympho. I opened the door and it was the post man, “could you sign here please Miss?”. I took the parcel in one hand and shut the door. I looked down with my heart pumping and hand shaking. I was surprised to see that the box was ‘as stated on the website’ plain and discreet packaging. My paranoia made me blush and I giggled to myself as I rushed into the front room. I read the parcel and yes was definitely addressed to me! I opened with some haste I ripped the package to bits. I couldn’t believe it, there it was in my very own hands, my very own rabbit vibrator. I could feel myself at the very thought start to get turned on, but I knew that I couldn’t not with the boy coming home from school with in the hour. I did have time though to have a good look through sober eye and get see what the functions do without a girly giggle or a funny remark! But later on that night when the kids were in bed and was alone in MY TIME, that was a different story. I couldn’t wait to get it out of the box. With my hands shaking with anticipation and nervousness. I could almost be classed as a nervous school girl. I opened the box again only this time with a sense of meaning. Even as I write this I still get goose bumps thinking about it wow! I inserted the batteries and pushed the button and watched as it came alive. I pushed all the buttons and watched as it rotated, vibrated and buzzed in my shaky hands at variance speeds and strengths. I sat in my favourite chair and let the toy explore my body. Taking in all the sensations that the gentle vibrations sent through my body I touched everywhere with letting it gently massage my breasts, neck and my inner heat. I must admit that I was very tentative at fist, just rubbing the outside of my pussy. Letting the rabbit slide up and down my moistness and oh how it sent sensations through my body as it touched and caressed my poor neglected clit.

At first it was gentle, the more it vibrated the more intense the sensations became. I slowly let the vibrator slide slowly down deeper, nesting between my very moist lips, encircling my pussy hole, slowly I let it slip inside. Gently I probed and let my mind slip away. I slid it the whole way in and let the rabbit ears flick my clit. And before I new it BANG! I didn’t know whether to get up and run or bite the arm off my chair. I was all over the place. I can honestly say it was the most intense orgasm that I have ever had!!!!!! And this was only the beginning. I have since been back to www.satinnites.co.ukseveral times and have purchased a few new toys and yes another rabbit. So girlfriends if your listening and you don’t have a Rampant Rabbit Vibrator then I highly suggest you get one. Take it from me, they are truly fantastic!!!!!